This is our fierce little boy, AKA "Bitey McChompyPants." He will
only nurse from a bottle, kills at least one silicone nipple every
feeding, and prefers to nurse while upside down, savaging the
nipple, rabbit-kicking the bottle with his hind feet, snarling and
growling all the while. (Listening, one wouldn't believe such loud,
deep, vicious noises came from such a little thing.) His voice is
ALWAYS ADAMANT, and his battle cry is a fierce
"MeEEEEEEEEEErrrrrrrrk!" If he can't find the nipple, he'll savage
the hard plastic of the bottle, or he'll go for a finger or knuckle
(Hey, it's sort of nipple-shaped, and it's warm flesh, like Mama's
nipple used to be, right?) He'll draw blood, if you don't get him
off of the digit and back onto the nipple fast enough.
